HI DREAMWIDTH. i'm super high on sleep dep and patriotism because MOTHERFUCKERS BACK TO BACK MEN'S/WOMEN'S ICE HOCKEY GOLDS SUCK IT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY #wearewinter etc. also i'm rewatching this
goddamn video of tj oshie trying to kiss david backes and getting shut down and i'm fucking weirdly sexually obsessed with david backes rn so it's really fucking upsetting.
um anyway jonny toews is a heartbreaker and i'm broken about john tavares AND i would like all of my hockey friends to be hockey friends w/ each other? all like, three of you, whatever. LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS. AND CRY ABOUT CANADA. (i mean, obviously you can ... not cry about canada? but hockey = canada SO.) i'm really bad at introducing people though bc dw/lj are dead and i'm useless BUT I THINK THIS COULD BE COOL.
to that end here is a dumb fucking "friending meme" (i expect like, three of you to show up BUT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE). i'm super out of it rn so these are dumb questions. tea
is supposed to talk me out of the worst ones but i'm incorrigible (like tj oshie in david backes' bed, BOOM).
uh... even if you don't know me, please feel free to come say hi! WE ARE ALL PROTO-FRIENDS. (unless we're enemies. then maybe don't. not that i have enemies. except sleep. SLEEP IS MY ENEMY.)
please fill out in comments:
- your username/preferred form of address
- where you can mostly be found/how you can be contacted/if i can add you to obnoxious gchats with more than just me in them
- your team(s)/player(s)/ship(s)
- your tolerance for trash talk
- how much money we should throw at pk subban to just subbycam the entire world
- trope you will always read/trope you hate more than i hate garth snow (i hate garth snow a lot)
- fave olympic game/why
- position you would bang david backes in / why
- the unwritten hockey fic of your heart
- a gifset you enjoy???
(PICK AND CHOOSE AT WILL the only important ones are the first three)